Funny Boating T-Shirt: If You Have a Boat...I Have a Throat

If you have a boat... I have a throat. Enough said.

Description:
This bold and unapologetically funny t-shirt is perfect for women who don’t mind turning heads and starting conversations. Whether you’re heading to a bachelorette party, boat day, or just want to make your friends laugh, this shirt delivers.

Made with soft, breathable cotton and a relaxed fit, it’s as comfy as it is daring. Available in multiple colors and sizes – because every captain needs a co-captain with a sense of humor.

Perfect for:

Bachelorette parties
Boat trips & lake weekends
Gag gifts for your bold bestie
Adult humor lovers

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.